Softly,softly my buddy
Life is but a mirage!
One wrong step and you are out! 

This is not funny!
There should be no compulsion...Yes sir! Under duress sir!
No film tricks here,I assure you 

In the river,out in the jungle!
Tell me ,is this safe? Can you see that hungry crocodile?
To serve Nigeria with all my strenght,not in the river ke!
E go better sha! 

What does this bloody corper have to do with the NYSC director general?
Well, he is a friend of my dad's senior brother's uncle's wife's friend.Hope you got that?
I just dey pose
I just dey denge
Showing other corpers;I am not your equal! 

Another Jackie Chan in training.
Breath in..... Breath out!
Guys get ready to catch me oh!
Why I come this camp sef?
This is dangerous, so so dangerous!

If you see my mama, hosanah
Tell am say, hosanah
I dey for KD, hosanah
I get plenty problem, hosanah 

"To serve Nigeria with honor and glory"
Serving the fatherland with other fellows at the NYSC Orientation Camp (Black Gold Camp) in Kaduna , Nigeria,September 2003.

Kaduna,Kaduna, why you no go Zamfara? was the popular refrain,each time the beagle was blown.

We no go tire ,we no go tire
Fine Fine corper, we no go tire!